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    Outkast - "Git Up, Git Out"

    Best used: If you've spent the last six years getting stoned.

    Sitting around getting stoned can be great, but there comes a time when we all have to stub the blunt out and leave the house. For a committed stoner, there's always the temptation to stay in your bed and alternate between jerking off and watching old episodes of The Simpsons, but as this quintessential stoners alarm anthem insists: "You can't spend all your time getting high."