The 2 Bears - "Be Strong"
Best used: When hungover.
Waking up is always going to suck, but waking up hungover is an entirely different kettle of fish. The repeated call of "be strong" might sound patronizing at first, but eventually it’s sure to become supportive. Combined with Paracetamol, water, and breakfast, this chorus will hopefully make you feel less like a pig that's been covered in super glue and dragged squealing through a field of despair and broken glass.