You bring lawn chairs to a festival.
Music festivals are exhausting. You move from stage to stage and spend all day on your feet. And that's all great and fun when your knees are in perfect shape and your back doesn't hurt and you don't have tension headaches anytime the sound reaches a certain volume. But your knees are in bad shape and your back does hurt and you do get those stupid tension headaches. So fuck it. This year you're not going to put yourself through pain. You're bringing lawn chairs and you're going to enjoy the concert from a nice, calm area, and you're going to love it. Because you're getting older and this is your reality.