By: John Walaszek and Katie K

Plies had a big 2014. He dropped two mixtapes, spewed infinite knowledge on Twitter, and even inspired a line of Christmas cards. Lately Plies has been a more active user of Instagram’s video feature, and is using the platform to get off some sound advice to his followers. Here are some of his best Instagram words of wisdom.


ColeSlaw…. Ain’t No Home… #Plies #DaLastRealN*ggaLeft

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Plies aka your friendly neighborhood OB/GYN


#FuckUMean

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Some people are very, very mistaken.


Woke Up Naked Bih…. #Plies #DaLastRealNiggaLeft #ImNervesBih #UALilAnimal

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We’d listen to a Pillow Talk with Plies podcast.


Quick Draw McGraw Me A Bihh.. #Plies #DaLastRealNiggaLeft #QuickieMeABih2Death

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Studios: we’re willing to write a western movie starring Plies if you’re interested. Shoot us an email or send carrier pigeon.


Dis MTF Just Embarrassed Da Fuck Outta Me Dawg…. #Plies #DaLastRealNiggaLeft

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If you go to a 5 star restaurant with Plies, you better NOT order something as embarrassing as chicken nuggets. Please, have some respect for yourself.


Dat Shit Get On A N*gga Nerves….. #Plies #DaLastRealNiggaLeft

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Hire a babysitter. Plies is just looking out for the kids.


Ainna…. Got On Soft Bihhh.. #Plies #DaLastRealNiggaLeft

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The regret of an over-the-top gift for someone burns deep, especially if it cost over 5 stykes.


Damn I’m Feelin Good… #DLRNL2 Droppin 2morrow.. #MobBlob

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Plies’ “Tuesday” remix is the remix people not only want, but need.


Practice Make Perfect….

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Wide eyed emoji x10. Also, this GIF x100.


Some Ain’t Right Bihhh…

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Plies gets Viagra slipped in his drinks. Let’s sit back and think about that for a minute.


Bitch U Crazy….

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Plies has seen all the tricks in the book. Got to stay smart.


I Luv Dat Shit….. #Plies #DaLastRealNiggaLeft

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U Don’t Smell Dis??? #Piss #Plies #DaLastRealNiggaLeft

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“I hate when other people’s cribs smell like shit. I hate when I leave and smell like the crib.” – Kanye West, 2010/Plies 2014.


I Gotta Keep It Real Bihh.. #Plies #DaLastRealNiggaLeft

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It’s a pretty safe guess that Plies is a loud, vocal, passionate lover, but it’s good to get some verbal confirmation.


Where I’m @??? #Plies #DLRNL2

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Finding and exploring levels of trust with one another is an important piece of growing a relationship.


“I REPEAT” #Plies #DLRNL2

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Getting touched down there drives Plies nuts.


Ain’t Bullshitin….

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Don’t bring those waist-shapers around Plies. Let it all hang out and be REAL.


Dead Azz…

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There aren’t many people who’d have casual conversations like this with people who work in airports, but if we had to pick someone it’d be Plies.


$400

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It’s okay if you don’t know how to make banana pudding, but Plies just wants you to be honest about it. That’s all any of us would want.