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    From: Vin Diesel Subject: Showreel (Consider me, Ye!)

    Hey Kanye, just checking in again! I haven’t heard your thoughts on my proposition yet. I don’t want to be pushy here, but as much as I love cars and all that, music is my real passion. I’d love to be featured on your upcoming record, I mean I’m basically a bald version of Drake because I can sing AND rap! I've attached some examples of my work below, just in case you need more convincing.

    P.S. Could you ask Juicy J why he hasn't been returning my calls recently? Bow Wow dropped out of Tokyo Drift 2 and we could do with a replacement.

    P.P.S. Do you know if it's hard to setup a vine account? I've got a really funny idea for my account name.