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    Nicki Minaj and Jay Z are the same person.

    Speaking of Jay Z, rap queen Nicki Minaj is a self-proclaimed fan, even naming her second album The Pinkprint, after The Blueprint. But someone discovered that if you slow down Nicki Minaj’s rapping enough, she actually sounds just like Hov. So really, what other conclusion is there than that the two are one person? Or to put it simply, Nicki Minaj is a time-travelling cross-dressing vampire with mad flow (more on that later). There’s a whole SoundCloud devoted to the “Nicholas_MinjayZ” idea; judge for yourself.

    Hot take: “It's quite hard to find a picture of Jay-Z's butt online. He doesn't seem to turn around much when cameras are present.”—Reddit