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    Taylor Swift's obsession with the number 13 is evil.

    Taylor Swift has long claimed 13 as her lucky number: “I paint this on my hand before every show because 13 is my lucky number, for a lot of reasons,” she told MTV. “It’s really weird.” It may not seem strange when she goes on to explain that it’s not only her birthday, but signifies other milestones, such as her first album going gold in 13 weeks and her first number-one single having a 13-second intro.

    But things do begin to get weird when you consider the number 13’s implications to the Illuminati (yeah, we're going there). Apparently, Swift is the Illuminati’s person of choice to appeal to the wholesome crowd, and her choice to rep a 13 on her right hand reflects the importance of the 13 Bloodlines and the Law of 13 to Illuminati members.

    Or it’s just the mark of the beast, a sign of her dedication to Satan: “And he causes all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free men and the slaves, to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead”—Revelations 13:16. Either way, really.

    Hot take: “so sad my idol taylor is an illuminati :(("—A ten-year-old who can spell “Illuminati” correctly