Via Prefix:

In this press conference, at which apparently there were no journalists present and no questions were asked,
Michael Jackson appears on stage for a few minutes, does a weird dance, and tells us that these upcoming shows in London at the O2 arena in July will be his final shows in London, ever. Too bad there are only ten of them. He goes on to tell his fans that he loves them back, and disappears behind the curtain before some guy in a suit says “Was that weird for you too?” Yes, yes it was.