Sometimes, waking up early can cause minor heart-attacks. For some reason, an unidentified troll decided that today would be the day to create a Pete Tong Radio page on SoundCloud and upload an “exclusive” clip of Pete Tong playing a Noisia remix of Justin Bieber‘s “Boyfriend” on BBC Radio 1. It featured Bieber almost whispering lyrics over a slowed-down DnB instrumental. Your Internets (primarily made up of EDM snobs hoping/praying/begging Noisia to “say it ain’t so”) started to collectively go apeshit and let it be known that such a travesty didn’t go down. Well, seekers, Noisia has in fact let it be known via their Facebook that they did not remix said track:

That noise you hear is scores of Internets collectively giving a sigh of relief. One Noisia remix that IS out is their nasty take on The Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch Up,”, but if you want to hear what it might sound like if Noisia remixed Bieber, check out the troll.