Action Bronson's latest step in his apparent quest to become America's next big TV personality is Traveling The Stars: Action Bronson & Friends Watch Ancient AliensThe show, which is admirably faithful to its self-descriptive title, has already aired episodes with guests including Tyler, The Creator, ScHoolboy Q, and Earl Sweatshirt. Now, he's generously shared the full theme song.

From a show hosted by Action Bronson, you'd expect a theme song that goes above and beyond the standard jingle—and on "Descendant of the Stars," he delivers. Over a bouncy piano-driven beat from Alchemist, Bronson delivers typically charismatic gems like "I did an interview for GQ while taking a shit" and "my jump shot got an arc like Noah." Listen below.