“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” – Britney Spears

“Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.” – Madonna

“Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” -Mariah Carey

“I’d rather be dead than singing ‘Satisfaction’ when I am forty-five.” – Mick Jagger, before he turned 45

“I don’t know all the certain words to word it.” – Vanilla Ice, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

“We need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can’t watch this shit. Dating shows that’s showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let’s talk about shit like that! If that’s not fucking up America, I don’t know what is.” -Ja Rule

“If Morrissey says don’t eat meat, then I’ll eat meat, because I hate Morrissey.”-Robert Smith

“Its important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on, we all have clean water – well OK, not people in the developing world.” -Avril Lavigne

“Me and Justin Timberlake are the only good singers around at the moment”. -Kanye West