I just wanted to take a minute and congratulate DMX on his first arrest of 2010. Nobody is sure exactly how many times DMX has been arrested now. Experts estimate the number to be somewhere around 2,000, since X is often arrested multiple times a day – what X calls “a bad day”. ¬†According to TMZ, the details of the arrest are still unclear, but X’s lawyer did say that he hoped Dr. Drew can help. I don’t watch Celebrity Rehab, but I’ll definitely start if DMX is on it.

In all seriousness, I hope DMX does get some real help soon, because this shit is getting ridiculous. I was gonna make a joke about the mugshots, but then I looked at them and I can’t help but feel bad for the guy.