Here’s the short version, without interruptions, of the “Telephone” video, for those of us who can’t watch one music video for 10 minutes straight without getting headaches and experiencing random outbursts of violence and obscenity.

If time management isn’t your thing, the idea of 10 minutes of Gaga and B gets you giddy, or you just really, really love overwhelming amounts of product placement, then you should watch the full length video here.