Dr. Dre’s Detox has become more than a long-awaited album. It has become a myth, a real life urban legend. When someone mentions Detox, it’s like when someone is talking about Big Foot or the guy that took acid and cut off his own arms because he thought he was a spider. It’s fun stuff to talk about, but only crazy people believe it at this point. Every year, people talk about Detox as if it’s right around the corner. My prediction? 2095. In the year 2095, Dr.Dre will be 130 years old and I think he’ll finally be finishing up with the final touches.

Here’s some “new Dr.Dre”, courtesty of DDotOmen, but who knows. Dre is making some goofy voices, throwing around lyrics like “I wanna fuck you so bad” that come across sounding kind of weird and desperate, and then really mixing things up with claims like “I mastered levitation”. Really, Doctor Dre? You can’t release a fucking album but you managed to find the time to learn how to fucking levitate? I really doubt this is a finished Detox joint. Once I farted and sneezed at the same time and it sounded more meaningful than this song. Then again, that was a life changing moment for me.

*Keep in mind, this is probably unfinished and leaked. As weak is this song is, it probably wasn’t meant to be heard. So as much as I’m making fun of it and talking shit on it, it doesn’t really change the fact that Dre makes classics and I’ve got a lot of hope for Detox. It’s not completely fair to judge Dre on these kinds of leaks, so don’t take this post too seriously.

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