Is Azealia Banks sexy? This is something we sometimes argue about at P&P, and I always insist that yes, she is sexy. I look forward to her videos so I can point at them and shout, “See! See! That’s sexy! That’s Azealia Banks being sexy!” Then I realize I am too excited and peeing a little. I pray that if I pull a big blanket over my whole body and pull the old, “Hey, I’m a ghost!” trick, nobody will get suspicious.

Whatever, fuck you guys, you don’t get me. Here’s Azealia’s new video for “1991,”