Apparently, Ke$ha was born with a tail
Just when you think Ke$ha can't get any fucking weirder, she goes ahead and claims she was born with a tail. A damn tail! When Confusion emailed me this, he pretty much summed it up perfectly:
"I feel like I've heard this before, or maybe it just made sense to me so I wasn't surprised, but Kesha was born with a tail, apparently"
Keep killin' it Ke$ha!