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    GWAR isn't playing the Superbowl and everyone's mad

    If you don't know who GWAR is, I can't explain it to you. Not rudely, it's just something you have to witness yourself. Because GWAR isn't just a band who wears ridiculous costumes and plays ridiculous heavy metal, they're an experience, a lifestyle if you will. And because of that, their fans are much more cult-like than the average band's. So it kind of makes sense that they would not only just really really want the group to perform at something as big as the Superbowl, but create a petition to get them there.

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    So far 30,363 fans have already pledged their support, leaving a little less than 5,000 needed. The note included with the document states:

    We don't want another year of sitting around talking through a muted, boring NFL Super Bowl halftime show. We want something different. We want a real spectacle that only GWAR can provide. Doesn't the NFL want more viewers? Don't advertisers want more people paying attention? This way everyone wins.

    Hell, you know what? They're right. Bruno Mars? Bored. I'm already half-dead from boredom even saying his name. Can't wait for him to shimmy his hips around wearing a fedora and pretending like we're all at a 1950s style soda-shop. Ugh, yawn yawn yawn! So damn boring! So GWAR fans, count me in. GWAR for Superbowl Halftime Show!