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    Afrojack wants to perform in outer space

    Apparently musicians have a thing for traveling to outer space because like Lance Bass before him, Afrojack now wants to perform in space. According to Billboard, the DJ wants to not only partake on a galactic voyage, but he also wants to bring fans along with him for a one of a kind show. Look Afrojack, this is a really nice gesture but I've been through this before. When Lance was training to travel to outer space, he was all like, "Hey yea, I'll bring you." Then bam, out of nowhere the trip was called off and I was left alone, on Earth and with one spacesuit that I could only pull off for one Halloween, maybe two TOPS. So how about we just think this through before we start making promises we don't know we can keep, okay?