People go to music festivals for two things: The Music, or the hopes of meeting someone special and winding up in a porta-potty having a booze fueled fuck fest to the vibrations of a David Guetta set. But what happens when the festival comes to a close and you realize you never even got the name of the guy you gave a handy to during The Weeknd? Easy. Craigslist.

Of all the missed connections popping up in the wake of Coachella’s first weekend, this is no doubt the best. It looks like this guy was on his worst behavior and it really had her feeling like a virgin. I hope they meet again and find true love.

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