Sometimes the jokes write themselves. Mick Jagger is 72, but he’s living the life of a much younger man. Jagger hasn’t stopped touring with his Rolling Stones since they got together in 1962, back when cassette tapes were groundbreaking technology. He’s also been knighted, won more awards than we care to count, and has seven children.
Number eight is on the way. Jagger’s 29-year-old ballerina girlfriend Melanie Hamrick is expecting, and that’s wonderful. Since this is 2016, however, everyone needed to weigh in with their take. And the takes were hot: